Thumbs. Most people have two. Some people have funny toes that resemble thumbs. Ok, not people, maybe those are monkeys. Regardless, I should have learned after the zucchini slicing incident of August 2011, which ruined my soaring guitar career, that one can get injured in the kitchen. (Please note, by soaring, I mean I completed my first eight lessons and learned my scales. Ok, I sort of learned a scale.) Still, life goes on, people have barbeques, things need to get done, guests arrive early and parts of my thumb can get cut off in a mandolin. Ouch. Don’t worry folks, I threw away that cucumber.
Besides the fact that anything involving water turned into a pre-planned event, it just hurt. Those stupid finger cot things are great for showering and washing dishes (while avoiding the mandolin at all costs). It is not fun however, when the highlight of your barbeque revolves around you having a tiny condom on your finger. Ok, I’m lying, Continue reading →
My husband and I met at the grocery market after we were both done work and did some shopping together. This isn’t normal practice, but it worked out since we had to run an errand in the same shopping center. With an extra hand, I was able to look around and absorb what a ridiculous chore that food shopping is. Is there ever a convenient time to go food shopping? It is likely my least favorite chore and there isn’t much you can do to avoid the hassles.
Here is a rundown of what it takes to be an efficient grocery shopper.
Some make a list or cut coupons.
This could be a chore on its own. Dreaded meal planning or in depth scan of the fridge, so you aren’t held accountable later when you’re out of something.
Don’t forget to bring your own bags. Even if you don’t want to be “green”, the plastic ones are getting thinner and cheaper. (One too many jars of spaghetti sauce in your bag then causes disastrous mess in your driveway.)
Seek out food like a hunter. Even with signs, it feels like a scavenger hunt most times.
Figure out what you can afford.
Scan options and ask yourself why there are twenty-five kinds of jelly or tea to choose from.
Try to decide what is actually the least detrimental to your health and affordable.
Fill your basket.
Enter all of Grandmom’s rules about handling your food; don’t crush your bread or pin your bananas against any boxes. Keep your cold stuff together and eggs on top. Bag meat products that may leak as well as your vegetables to keep loose items together.
Don’t forget to check expiration dates.
Pull a ticket and wait in line for the deli counter.
The deli people are usually the most unhappy workers at a supermarket. Play a fun game and try to guess what the people in front of you order. Play with your phone if you’re still waiting after five minutes. Don’t expect anyone but you to be happy that you’ve found alternate amusement.
When you hit the lottery and your time to order meat and cheese has been announced, spout your selections quickly like it’s the last thing you get to say on earth, there is no time to stumble or make last minute decisions now. Continue reading →
I am lucky because I have a group of friends that I have loved since I was 14 years old. Though we live in all different places in the country now, the friendships still remain strong. We try to get together whenever we can get a few in the same town. In this particular trip, one of our girls couldn’t make it, so I printed her face and we “arranged” many pictures, as if she joined us. She accompanied us all over NYC. It’s great because I captured a snide look on her face and it gives each moment more character than a fake smile. She’s my favorite sarcastic person and a wonderful friend. I hope you enjoy and I hope she doesn’t mind that I’ve plastered her face on here for the world to see.